i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
