Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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