Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Randomize