Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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