Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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