Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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