Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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