My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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