Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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