Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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