Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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