im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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