Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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