she looked like the before picture.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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