Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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