Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Don't you send me to vm
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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