i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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