I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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