nut hugger
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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