so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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