Well douche your snatch and let's go!
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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