Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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