So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
