I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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