Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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