Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I believe in your delicious
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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