my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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