Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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