I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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