ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
