can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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