I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm passing your future prison.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We need to get me chipped asap
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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