therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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