what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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