When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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