i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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