There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
