Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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