Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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