West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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