just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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