The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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