you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I am mentally ready for anal.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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