I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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