I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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