yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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