How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We named our party play list daddy issues
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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