i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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