woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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