Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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