My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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