turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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