I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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