kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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