are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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