your parents love me but you hate me
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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