Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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