I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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