Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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