This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Holy shit dude........stairs
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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