if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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