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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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