i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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